2003-03-01

Rory takes time out from guarding the Express to give us a solid Saturday show. Patience… Don Marsh and Yoko make a late appearance.

Preshow: Mister Rogers, freshly-daid, sings “It’s You I Like” and talks about sex changes (he’s against them)
Opening Theme
Sponsor: Woolworth’s has a pretty good deal on hair pieces
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) – Four Lads
Coffee Time – Kay Kyser featuring Mike Douglas & Lucy Ann Polk
Rock Show – Wings
Draft Dodger Rag – Phil Ochs
Priscilla – Ed Cooley & The Dimples
The “Blood on Mr. Peter’s Tie” Story, re-told
Yes, Mr. Peters – Priscilla Mitchell & Roy Drusky
You’ve Never Been This Far Before – Conway Twitty
Summer of ’71 – Helen Reddy
Sponsor: Ira Price Cafe
Saturday Date – Thomas Wayne
Old Brown Shoe – Beatles
Whodaid: Johnny Paycheck
11 Months And 29 Days – Johnny Paycheck
Carolina In My Mind – James Taylor
Vote For Gene McCarthy – Peter, Paul & Mary
Tighten Up – Archie Bell & The Drells
Wild Thing – Senator Bobby
Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright – The Wonder Who?
Teenage Lament ’74 – Alice Cooper
This Just In: George Burghart Mohammed captured in Pakistan
Don’t Deceive Me (Please Don’t Go) – Delaney & Bonnie
Sponsor: Your IGA Store (F-word alert)
The Ol’ Chisolm Trail – Lorne Greene
1953 Dear John Honky Tonk Blues – Statler Brothers
Changes IV – Cat Stevens
Mongoose – Elephant’s Memory
I Couldn’t Dream – Elephant’s Memory
Heartache – Dictators
Paxico (Land Of Beauty) – The Diamonds
Present Arms – Crew Cuts
I Do – Dinah Washington & Brook Benton
Angel – Kay Kyser & His Orchestra With Michael Douglas & The Campus Kids
Sponsor: Boyles Joyland
It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh
Let Me Count The Ways – Yoko Ono
C Moon – Wings
The Legend Of Shenandoah – Jimmy Stewart
Carolina In The Pines – Michael Murphey
Up, Up And Away – Bing Crosby
Closing Theme