2003-05-03
Rory forgets to hit the record button for the start of the last show on the cable modem…at least for a long while…hello, dial-up.
- Topeka (My Hometown) – Terry Lea
- I’m Fat, I’m 40 And I Don’t Get No Booty – Bob & Tom “comedy”
- Coffee Time – Kay Kyser featuring Mike Douglas & Lucy Ann Polk
- FEEDBACK!
- Mississippi Squirrel Revival – Ray Stevens
- Funky Worm – Ohio Players
- The Teddy Bear Song – Barbara Fairchild
- For The Good Times – Ray Price
- Lean On Me – Aretha Franklin
- In My Life – Johnny Cash
- Boogie Nights – Heatwave
- No sponsors
- Mr. Bass Man – Jan & Dean
- It Feels Good – The Buoys
- Draft Dodger Rag – Phil Ochs
- Hard To Be Humble – Mac Davis
- One Fine Morning – Lighthouse
- Let Me Be There – Olivia Newton-John
- Wanderin’ Star – Lee Marvin (with exceptional Rory Borealus poetry)
I had to look this up on the Internet
Because Karl, I’m sorry I’ve misplaced the CD
But I have time To go through them all now It’s probably scattered
somewhere here in the studio Out of the case Being scratched
It’s probably somewhere under a wanderin’ star
But I’ll do my best Stay up late at night Soak my underwear
Do it right My swollen feet hurt But I don’t care
I’m gonna find that CD If I lose my pubic hair
I forgot what it was called But I’ll Order it for you
If It costs me all my money
Just for you My homosexual honey
- Cruel To Be Kind – Nick Lowe
- 100 Things To Remember – Tim Wilson “comedy”
- Taxman – The Beatles
- Help Me – Joni Mitchell
- It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh
- Don’t Worry, Kyoko – Yoko
- If You Leave Me Tonight I Will Cry – Jerry Wallace
- You Make Me Feel (Like A Natural Man) – The Lettermen
- Soldier, Soldier, Will You Marry Me? – Jimmy Rodgers
- Miss Sun (faded) – Boz Scaggs
- Something – Andy Williams
- You Are Always On My Mind (off-center) – The Partridge Family
- Rock Me Baby – David Cassidy
- Take This Job And Shove It (aborted…Tate’s not listening anymore) – Johnny Paycheck
- Soldier Girl – The Detergents
- A Beautiful Life – The Bee Ems (Donald, Delmar and Luther…from their Greatest Hits)
- Little Man -Sonny & Cher
- Home – Tony Orlando & Dawn
- My Thing – Sylvia
- Who’s gonna scratch Rory’s feet?
- Scratchy – Travis Hammock (aborted)
- Ringo, I Love You – Bonnie Jo Mason (Cher)
- The Wayward Wind – Frank Ifield
- Hello Baby (Teach Your Parakeet To Talk)
- Closing Theme