2009-02-14

Rory’s on vacation and broadcasting under the call letters KMBA on a Saturday night. The man is celebrating President Obama’s stimulus package for all us lovers tuned into this record-breaking, six and a half hour Valentines Day show, liberally sprinkled with really horrid DJ bumpers we all hope to have heard the last of. Rory spends the show manually “vogueing” for the Rorycam.

I’m sorry…what were you saying?

Preshow: Ecstasy – Barry White
Opening Theme
It’s A Funky Thing – Herbie Mann
True Love – Dr. Hook
Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll – Ian Dury & the Blockheads
Saturday Night – New Christy Minstrels
Innamorata (In Our Ramada) – Dean Martin
Meat Man – Jerry Lee Lewis
This half hour is brought to you by Ziegfields’ Ice Cream Parlor and Deli
Chili Dog – James Taylor
Rory congratulates the President on his great success
Money Honey – Bay City Rollers
Tryin’ To Stay Alive – Leon Russell & the Asylum Choir
Got The Time – Joe Jackson
The Alvin Show Theme – Nelson Riddle
The Night Is Young And You’re So Beautiful – Vic Damone
I’m A Four Letter Man- Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon
Jump Over – Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon
Humdinger – Freddy “Boom Boom” Cannon
This half hour brought to you by Howard Johnson’s
Heartbreak Ahead – The Murmaids
All I have To Do Is Dream – Andy Gibb & Victoria Principal
What’s The Matter With You Baby? – Marvin Gaye & Mary Wells
By A Waterfall – Dick Powell with the Guy Lombardo Orchestra
By A Waterfall – Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
The Funky Penguin – Rufus Thomas
This half hour brought to you by Wild Willie’s
Wash Mama, Wash – Dr. John
Loving You – Minnie Ripperton
Too Poor To Die – Louisiana Red
The Trouble Boys – Dave Edmunds
Dad made Rory a record player that worked till Dave Edmunds blew the speakers
Happy Days – Pratt & McLain
Deeply – Anson Williams
All Roads (Lead Back To You) – Donnie Most
All Shook Up – Suzy Quatro
Clap For The Wolfman – The Guess Who
I Got A Feeling – The Beatles
Don’t Do It Baby – Savoy Brown
Indiana Wants Me – R. Dean Taylor
For The Love Of Money – The O’Jays
Marry Me – Mike Preston
I’m Not The Marrying Kind – Eblis
Tired Of Being Alone – Al Green
Whodaid: Estelle Bennett (Ronnie Spector’s sister and former Ronnette)
I Can Hear Music – The Ronnettes
No Donald Marsh or Yoko tonight…no way to squeeze it into a six and a half hour show…
This half hour brought to by Joe Henry’s Record Shop Incorporated
Tell It Like It Is – Andy Williams
Happy Heart – Andy Williams
Fat Bottomed Girls – Queen (for Tate)
MP makes his departure from the shatroom…and returns to check the very special link
Lovin’ Valentine – April Stevens
Switchin’ Disks
Juke Box Saturday Night – Nino & the Ebb Tides
Sponsor: Kent Brown Chevrolet and RV Center
Valentines Day – Blood, Sweat & Tears
Elton John – Texan Love Song
I Laugh In Your Face – Bee Gees
Do The Funky Gibbon – The Goodies
Rory shakes his rocka shockas.
It’s A Rich Man’s World – ABBA
You Turn Me On, I’m A Radio – Joni Mitchell
You Can’t Turn Me Off (In the Middle of Turning Me On) – High Inergy
You Turn Me On – Johnny Bristol
You Make My Pants Want To Get Up And Dance – Dr. Hook
Money For Nothing – Dire Straits
This half hour brought to you by Kopps Rug Company
Gonna Free Your Mind – The Politicians
Baby, Stick Around – Joe Jackson
We’ve lost Bill Murray
Love Making Music – Barry White
You Better Find My Pistol – Wesley Willis
Poor Old Ugly Gladys Jones – Don Bowman
You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly – Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
The Money Tree – Patience & Prudence
The Trumpet – Singalong With JFK
Never Been To Spain – Three Dog Night
This half hour brought to you by Hogan Hardware
Thousands Dead – Mag & the Suspects
What Does It Matter? – America
Valentine Day – Paul McCartney
Jarvis puts a presidential shrine in his throne room
My Bathroom – American-Standard (The Bathrooms Are Coming!)
The Turn On Song – Ian Whitcomb
That’s Why I’m Here – James Taylor
Val-Hala – Elton John (for Kid Mic…again)
Why Should I Spend My Money? – Big Bill Broonzy
Crabs In My Pants – Dillinger
This half hour brought to you by Tommy’s Restaurant
Funky Walk Pt. 2 – Dyke & the Blazers
Funky Bull Pt. 1 – Dyle & the Blazers
The Fez – Steely Dan
Simon & Garfunkel preparing for next acrimonious breakup
You Can Call Me Al – Paul Simon (I think the world pretty much IS rid of Chevy Chase, Rory. -MP)
I’ll Be Creepin’ – Suck
Remember Your Name And Address – Tiny Tim
Tax Time In America – Bob Rivers “comedy”
11:30 Saturday Night – Fess Williams & his Royal Flush Orchestra (at 11:30 on Saturday night)
This half hour brought to you by Lee Optical
Saturday Night – Earth, Wind & Fire
Some Beautiful – Jack Wild
Between The Sheets – Isley Brothers (Rory makes a cookie that looks like a brownie)
Disk Change
Valentine – Jonathon & Darlene Edwards
Cry – Godley & Creme
Walk On By – Isaac Hayes
They Have Never Been In Love – Dave Edmunds
Money Greases The Wheels – Ferlin Husky
This half hour brought to you by CMC Stereo Centers
Groovy People (1976 version) – Lou Rawls
Do You Wanna Get Funky With Me? – Peter Brown
Funky Music Sho’ Nuff Turns Me On – Edwin Starr
Winter World Of Love – Engelbert Humperdinck
Money – Pink Floyd
I Like Hubcaps – Brak (Brak History Month)
Hot Stuff – Donna Summer
Mind Games – Rory Borealus
Scorpio – Dennis Coffey & the Detroit Guitar Band
Steaming Hot Coffee drive in movie ad
Closet Queen/Cast Your Fate To The Wind – James Gang
No Me Moleste Mosquito – The Doors
Heavy Fallin’ Out – Stylistics
Screw the sponsors
Cryin’ Every Day- Bee Gees
I Love You Josh Wilson
Sky Pilot Pt. 1 – The Animals
The Lord Loves The One That Loves The Lord – George Harrison
Sponsor: Shaeffert And Grimes
Chili Size – Rory Borealus
We Got To Get It On Again – Addrisi Brothers
Rory can feel MP (shudder)
I Will Feel You – Addrisi Brothers
So You Are A Star – The Hudson Brothers
I Can’t Stop – The Osmond Brothers
Union Man – The Cate Brothers
The Lord’s Prayer – Sister Janet Mead
Rory decides to round it off
Such A Night – Dr. John
Written Consent – Rory Radio, KMBA and all those funky people way down there in Nassau
Closing Theme