2002-02-16

It’s a week till payday and Rory’s feeling mighty fine, all shot up with dope. Rory reports 17 bags of trash removed from the basement in an effort to keep this show clean for Merle Blair. We’re keeping up with the Joneses this week.

Any takers?

Preshow: My Funny Valentine – Gordon MacRae
Opening Theme
Brought to you this half hour by the Grand Theatre
Walk Away From It All – Lobo
You Make My Pants Wanna Get Up And Dance – Dr. Hook
Pain shot report…and Rory begins a tribute to the Joneses
Me And Mrs. Jones – Billy Paul (This was listed as Marvin Gaye but we all know it’s not…this is Billy Ocean)
Read Your Tax Instructions PSA
The Jones Boy – The Mills Brothers
Sumthin Sumthin – Maxwell (soul turd)
Along Came Jones – The Coasters
Grand Theatre memories
Basketball Jones – Cheech & Chong
With the Internet, everything is on computers
Rory locks himself out of the studio…climbs in through the window. His mixer is the only casualty.
Selective Service PSA – Wolfman Jack
Back Off Boogaloo – Ringo
I’m A Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch – Dick “Two Ton” Baker (Rory wishes he had more music by this artist)
I Love Onion – Susan Christie
This half hour brought to you by the Dickinson Theater
Sister Corita took the 8th grade to see “For Pete’s Sake“
Mr. Stick Man – Pete Fountain (for Jarvis and his father)
Rory loves Chevys
1932 Chevrolet Ad
I Couldn’t Dream – Elephant’s Memory
First he lost his foot and now we’ve lost the rest of him. Waylon Jennings daid.
Luckenbach Texas – Waylon Jennings
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys – Waylon & Willie
S.S. Minnow (rap “comedy”) – who the hell cares? (for Tate)
She’s Ready – Spiral Staircase (off-center spiral)
Fashion Found Ad – Carl “The Dutchman” Hoffman
Let Me In – The Sensations
Fever – Rory Borealus
My Song – Austin Roberts
This half hour brought to you by Early Ages at Fairlawn Plaza
The Devil Went Down To Georgia (mercifully faded) – Lynn Anderson
I’m An Unemployed Sweetheart – Ted Wallace & his Campus Boys
Rory learns his ABC’s
No Matter What Sign You Are – Diana Ross & the The Supremes
No More Auction Block – The Goldebriars
Cryin’ Every Day – Bee Gees
Summertime – Sam Cooke
Are You Having Any Fun? – The Crew Cuts
The Paper Boy – Bill Haley & his Comets
Dave Van Ronk daid
Keep It Clean – Dave Van Ronk
Rock Me Baby – David Cassidy
I Want A Lip- April Stevens
Paxico (Land Of Beauty) – The Diamonds
Natural Born Lover – Fats Domino
Don’t Ever Leave Me – Connie Francis
Just Friends – Bobby Darin
Closing Theme
last half hour brought to you by the Princess Theater