2002-09-14

Rory’s on the floor…having broken his studio chair. His feet have tripled in size. Javis is lurking and drunkenly cackling in the background.

First in a series: Goomers From Around the Globe

Preshow: Lonely Weekend – Charlie Rich
Opening Theme
Family Affair – MFSB
Shambala – Three Dog Night
The Goat And The Train (abort) – Burl Ives
Mr. Rabbit – Burl Ives
Mona – James Taylor
Tonight’s sponsor is Walgreens’ Muscle Rub
Let’s Go Get Stoned – James Brown
Beautiful – Gordon Lightfoot
Two Black Crows (gooper feathers) – Moran & Mack
Holiday Inn – Elton John
Your Feets Too Big – Fats Waller
The Witch – The Rattles (for Stephanie…the birthday girl)
Homelite XL-12
Excitable Boy – Warren Zevon
Penicillin Penny – Dr. Hook
Everybody’s Making It Big But Me – Shel Silverstein
Sukiyaki – Kyu Sakamoto
Diane – The Mulcays
In The Chapel – Dean Martin
Between The Lines – Janis Ian
It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh
Mind Holes – Yoko
Always Late With Your Kisses – The Marsh Brothers?
The Weight – The Band
I Couldn’t Dream – Elephant’s Memory (wherein Steve consents to having the rain kiss his swollen feet)
Do You Know The Way To San Jose? – Al Hirt
’59 Volvo – Vernon Green & his Medallions
Mister Blue Sky – Electric Light Orchestra
Comin’ Home Baby – Mel Torme
Every Mile – Tom Jones
Catch The Boys If You Can, They’re Back In Town – The Dave Clark Five with Thin Lizzy
Everybody’s Got An Aura – Rufus featuring Chaka Khan
Come On – Barry White
This Is Where I Came In – Bee Gees
I Didn’t Know What Time It Was – Frank Sinatra
Summer Romance – The Dixie Cups
Wicked Game – Chris Isaac
Long Black Hearse – Cliff Gleaves (abort due to stank)
Mr. Number One – Eydie Gorme
Trouble’s A Comin’ – The Chi-Lites
Closing Theme
Last Goodbye (Door Slam)