2004-12-25

It’s Christmas! It’s also Saturday and a balmy 72 degrees in the festive Rory Radio studios as he delivers nothing but holiday tunes under the tree.

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Preshow: Christmas Horseshit
Opening Theme
Winter Wonderland – Johnny Mercer with Paul Weston and the Pied Pipers (abort)
Blue Christmas – Fats Domino (and his Casio)
Merry Christmas to Deek and Herman.
Silver Bells – Kate Smith
Winter Wonderland – Bill Doggett
Christmas In Heaven – Billy Ward
Santa Claus is Riding the Trail – Dick Haymes
Rory shopping at 6th and Clay this year
There’s No Place Like Home – Glen Campbell
Happy Holiday – The Shells
Dance Mr. Snowman Dance – The Crew Cuts
Please Come Home for Christmas – Charles Brown
12 Pains of Christmas – Don Frey Moment (Rory saves it late)
Silent Night – Al Hibbler
The Man with All the Toys – The Beach Boys
Gee Whiz, It’s Christmas – Carla Thomas
I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me) – The Little Stinkers (“comedy”)
Christmas Bells – Patti Page (thanks, Merle)
Merry Christmas from Timi Yuro
Ding Dong! Merrily on High – Roger Whittaker
“Nothing like Roger Whittaker to put one into a deep coma”
Oy to the World! – The Klezmonauts
Santa Baby – Eartha Kitt
There’s a Song in the Air – Slim Whitman
I Hear Jingle Bells – Freddy King
Almost Day – Leadbelly
Little Drummer Boy – Bob Seger
Getting Crowded in the Chat Room
This Is Where The Creature Goes (from The Legend of Boggy Creek)
Too Fat for the Chimney – Jerry Colonna
Jingle-O the Brownie – Tennessee Ernie Ford
We’re a Couple of Misfits – Rudolph Soundtrack
O Little Town of Bethlehem – Buddy Clark
Christmas Time For Everybody But Me – Hank Ballard & the Midnighters
The Christmas Song – Jim Nabors
I’m Going to Kill Myself for Christmas – Todd Newman
You’re My Christmas Present – Jimmy Beaumont and The Skyliners
Buy a Bond – Bing Crosby
Christmas Night in Harlem – Louie Armstrong
The First Noel – John Davidson
When You Trim Your Christmas Tree – Les Brown & His Orchestra featuring Jack Haskell
Swingin’ Them Jingle Bells – Fats Waller
Joy to the World – Bill Doggett (abort)
Christmas With No One to Love – Charles Brown
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Lynn Anderson
Christmas Time Is Here – Vince Guaraldi Trio
Closing Theme