2006-01-08

Rory whoops it up and coughs it up with his Whooping Cough. Eblis is 71. Jarvis is too. Featuring two doses of “Michael Pull-it-off.”

Pull It off, Michel

Preshow: The Makings Of You/We The People Who Are Darker Than Blue – Curtis Mayfield
Opening Theme
No No No No Not Now – Michel Polnareff (a KRUZ Moment)
Billy Bob and Looney Bird Vamp from 1982
Who Daid – Lou Rawls
See You When I Get There – Lou Rawls
Who Daid – Paul Lindblad
Undecided – Jim Stafford
Blockbuster – The King
Wigwam Bam – Sweet
Santa’s Package – Rory Borealus & The Filets Of Soul
He’s Mine – Alice Wonder Land
Who Daid – Barry Cowsill
Silver Threads And Golden Needles – Cowsills
Redneck Friend – Jackson Browne
Sticky Sticky – 1910 Fruitgum Company
Honey Bunny – Goldebriars
Happy Heart – Petula Clark
Tighten Up – Archie Bell & The Drells
Birthday – Rock-A-Fire Explosion
Queenie Waheenie’s Papaya – Eblis Pessley
What’d I Say – Johnny Cash & June Carter
Phyllis Schlaffley and V.D. Burns rate 2005’s Best Movies
Theme From Ghost And Mr. Chicken – Vic Mizzy
It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh et. al.
Extension 33 – Yoko Ono
Rory teaches nephew and his classmates to wail like Yoko
Lipstick – Michel Polnareff (Rory realizes too late it’s an instrumental)
Takin’ Care Of Business – Some Shit Band
Sad Angel – Dennis Coffey
The Scrotum Song – Asylum Street Spankers (Some Bob and Tom “comedy” goin’ out to Dr. Sanchez)
(One Of These Days) Sunday’s Gonna Come On Tuesday – The New Establishment
I Can’t Quit Her – Arbors
The Ol’ Race Track – Mills Brothers
Good Times – Chic
My Wife, My Dog, My Cat – Maskman & The Agents
I Love Paris – Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
The Lord – Bee Gees
Kumbaya – Tommy Leonetti
King Of The Road – Ralph And Earl (aka Rock-A-Fire Explosion)
Teenie Weenie Bit (Of Your Love)- Little Milton
Muddy Mississippi Line – Bobby Goldsboro
Take This Load Off My Back – Moses
Banana Splits Theme – Banana Splits
Rory lovingly recalls meeting Jade for the first time
Pushed Around – Moon Martin
Learning The Game – Buddy Holly
Happy, Happy Birthday Baby – The Tune Weavers
Closing Theme