2017-07-02

Three-hour 4th of July extravaganza. Rory has a new exercise machine and hopes to be down to his birth weight by the end of August. Wally Cleaver gets it soft enough to fit in a milk bottle, and a roman candle goes off in Aunt Lizzie’s hand.

LIZ FIZZ!

Pre-Show – Berlin – Hello Saferide
Rory Radio Theme
June, July And August – Freddy Cannon
Too Bad on Your Birthday – Ram Jam
Who Daid – John Dizek
You’ve Got Me Hummin’ – Hassles
Here Comes The Pain – Paul Revere & The Raiders
The 4th Of July – Roger Miller
A Man Can’t Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days (Declaration Of Independence) – Stan Freberg
Lonely Weekends – Charlie Rich
Weiner King Spot
Hot Dog – Ohio Express
Hot Dog – Archies
Don’t Put Onions On Your Hamburger – The Dellwoods
Who Daid – Hillary McGinnis, Sr.
Weak As You Want To Be – Hillary McGinnis
July You’re A Woman – Robert Goulet
A Lover’s Concerto – Cilla Black
The Thunderer – Dick Schory’s Percussion Pops
Little Bit Of Rain – Fred Neil
Grandma’s Hands with Monologue – Bill Withers
(It’s No) Sin – Ricky Page and Donald Marsh
She Gets Down on Her Knees – Yoko Ono
Bright New Day – Fat Mattress
Smoking with Beaver and Larry Mondello
Coffee And Cigarettes (Thinking It Over) – Johnnie Ray
The Peacemaker – Albert Hammond
Who Daid – Nick Knowlton
Stop and Think – Terry and the Telstars
Please, Please, Please – Ducks Deluxe
I Love To Love – Tina Charles
Hips and Abdomen – Cathi Stout
Potato Chips – Slim Gaillard & His Baker’s Dozen
4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy) – The Hollies (Rory sez ASHBERRY because he is a plebe)
I’m in the Mood For Love – Georgie Fame (Rory dislikes it because he is a plebe who hazz no jazz)
Rub A Dub Dub – The Equals
Rubber Ducky – Little Richard
Rattle Shakin’ Daddy – The Jodimars
Has Been – William Shatner
Going Down To Liverpool – The Bangles
Nighty Nite Caps – Herb Jepko Theme (at Jarvis’ request)
Who Daid – Robert “Bo’ Wagner
I Got to Know – Starbuck
No Importa Si Menti – Eartha Kitt
Birthday Morning – Association
Let Me Sleep Here Tonight, Mama – Alan Dale
Heartbeat-It’s A Lovebeat – DeFranco Family featuring Tony (TotW)
Let It Rain – Johnny Mathis
Red Red Wine – Vic Dana
Who Daid – Gary DeCarlo (not Lily Munster)
I’ve Gotta Make You Love Me – Steam
Run, Run, Run – The Third Rail
Who Daid – Richard Caire AKA Kai-Ray
Trashman’s Blues – Kai-Ray
Minnie The Moocher – Kaleidoscope
You Can Cry If You Want To – The Troggs
Sleep Walk – Betsy Brye
Sleepy Head – The Mills Brothers
Two Functional Poems (A Birthday, The Wedding) – Henry Gibson
Goodbye Song – Pompalouse
Written Consent – Rory Radio and Aunt Lizzy’s Left Hand
Rory Radio Theme