2003-12-06
34 degrees at showtime, and Rory’s in a Christmas mood.
- Preshow: Bing Crosby Christmas Drek
- Opening Theme
- Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer – Tiny Tim
- I Ain’t Got You- Eric Clapton
- Technical Delay -“Got a kernel problem, sombitch.”
- Merle Blair Promo – Jim’s Jewelers
- Old Man – Randy Newman
- Black Betty – Tom Jones
- Ginger Haired Man – Gallery
- Old Brown Shoe – Beatles
- High Butt Pressure – Huey “Piano” Smith & the Clowns
- I Can See The Wind – Bobby Darin (“from ‘a compilation of turds'”)
- If It Doesn’t Snow On Christmas – Gene Autry
- Whodaid– James Carter, Adhemar Dion, Jerome Evans, Rick Jefferies, David Hemmings, Greg Ridley
- Bring On The Lucie (Freda People) – John Lennon
- Oo-Wee – Ringo Starr
- Chili-Size – Rory Borealus
- Let’s Have A Merry Merry Christmas – Ross Bagdasarian
- Heavy Fallin’ Out – Stylistics
- Somebody’s Been Sleeping In My Bed – 100 Proof Aged In Soul
- Little Girl – Steve Miller Band
- It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh
- Remember Love – Yoko Ono
- Cover Of The Rolling Stone – Ted Knight
- Alanis Morrisette – Wesley Willis
- Ding Fries Are Done – Mancow
- How Can I Tell You – Cat Stevens
- Him – Rupert Holmes
- Merle Blair Promo
- Paxico (Land of Beauty) – The Diamonds
- The Clown In The Funny Nightgown – Billy Barty
- Annabella – Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds
- Silent Night / Topeka Capital Journal – Norman Feer
- Sunny Goodge Street – Judy Collins
- Splish Splash (w/ studio chatter) – Bobby Darin
- Homelite XL12 Commercial
- Rory tells “Caesar died too” story
- King Of The Road – Roger Miller
- This Is Where I Came In – Bee Gees
- Piece Of My Heart – The King
- You’re The One I Need – Barry White
- The Silver Star – Slim Whitman
- Closing Theme
That’s Gem’s Jewelers, Merle.