2018-07-08

The Rory Radio Shat Room® was hopping, what with Birthday Boy Arnie Haynes in heavy rotation.  Spiders and Marionettes… but no Smootage.

By actual score…

  • Pre-show – She Rings the Changes – Martin Newell
  • Rory Radio Theme
  • Yummy Yummy Yummy – The Ohio Express
  • Je T’aime… Moi Non Plus – Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg (gettin’ busy)
  • Guitar Band – Stevie Wright
  • Men In Blue – Buddy Craft (TotW™)
  • Eres Tu – Jimmy Mitchell
  • Doctor’s Orders – Carol Douglas
  • My Love – Mrs. Miller
  • Set It Out – Detroit Emeralds
  • I Need Your Lovin’ – Roy Hamilton
  • Who Daid – Dr. Burton Grant
  • My Father’s Eyes – Amy Grant
  • Something’s Wrong – James Taylor
  • Dr. Kitch – Georgie Fame and The Blue Flames
  • (It’s No) Sin – Kate and Donald Marsh Smith
  • Is This What We Do – Yoko Ono
  • Showroom Dummies (Cha Cha Cha) – Senor Coconut
  • On Your Radio – Joe Jackson
  • Sugar ‘n Spikes – Captain Beefheart
  • The Last Of The Secret Agents? – Nancy Sinatra
  • Who Daid – Dean Webb
  • I’ve Just Seen A Face – The Dillards
  • Goofin’ Around – Bill Haley & His Comets
  • In The Summernight – Teach In
  • Happy 93rd Birthday Alan Dale!!!!
  • The Girl Can’t Help It – Alan Dale
  • What’s Your Sign Girl – Danny Pearson
  • No Matter What Sign You Are – Supremes
  • Ebb Tide – The Peddlers
  • Who Daid – Vince Martin
  • Cindy, Oh Cindy – Vince Martin & The Tarriers
  • Cindy and I – Alan Dale
  • That’s The Way The Ball Rolls – The Rumour
  • Make a Stuckey’s Stop!
  • Turn Around And Face Me – Charlie Rich
  • I Love You – Otis Leavill (Grizzly Scratch)
  • Mississippi Queen – Rory Borealus
  • Kiss You All Over – Rory Borealus
  • Sad Sweet Dreamer – Sweet Sensation
  • Who Daid – Alan Longmuir
  • Shang A Lang – Bay City Rollers
  • Fire – Etta James
  • Rockin’ The Cha-Cha – Alan Dale
  • My Time Ain’t Long – Canned Heat
  • Roll Out, Heave That Cotton! – Dan Blocker and John Mitchum (aborted)
  • Botch-A-Me (Ba-Ba-Baciami Piccina) – Rosemary Clooney
  • Supernatural Thing Part 1 – Ben E. King
  • Have a Danish – Van Morrison
  • I Remember When I Was Young – Matt Taylor
  • Do Baby Do – Alan Dale and Judy Lynn
  • Woman is da Nigger of da World (pre-vocal karaoke) – Rory Borealus
  • Stoned Age Man – Joseph
  • You And Me Against The World – Telly Savalas
  • The Party’s Over – Lesley Gore
  • Written Consent – Rory Radio and 12 little Thai boys and a horse that sweats
  • Rory Radio Theme

2018-07-01

July, you’re a goddamn woman.   I’d just as soon right now pull on over to the side of the road and show you what I mean.  Ya bitch.

  • Preshow – The Best Man’s Fall – Trashcan Sinatras
  • I’m Immortal – Trashcan Sinatras
  • Rory Radio Theme
  • Rama Lama Ding Dong – The Edsels
  • July, You’re A Woman – Eddy Arnold ‎
  • Come Go With Me – Bobby Vee
  • Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini – Buddy Hackett
  • Mecque Mecque – Gaylords
  • Hurry Santa, Hurry! – Barry Allen
  • Klappa på – Thore Skogman
  • Who Daid – Eugene Pitt
  • I’m A Happy Man – Jive Five (confirmed to be shwartzes)
  • Always Something There To Remind Me – Teddy Neeley Five
  • Summertime Blues – Bobby Vee
  • Roll It On Roachie – Old Tinker – Rory Borealus
  • July, You’re A Woman – Ed Bruce
  • Pity Miss Kitty – Bobby Darin
  • June, July And August – Freddy Cannon
  • Palisades Park – Rory Borealus (Nick Mink)
  • Me and Goober – Rory Borealus
  • Valley Of The Dolls – Dionne Warwick
  • She’s My Summer Girl – Jan & Dean
  • Oh You Pretty Things – Herman’s Hermits
  • It’s No Sin – Donald and Bing
  • Move On Fast – Yoko Ono
  • 4th Of July – The Sweet
  • So High – Eblis Pessley
  • Who Daid – Joe Jackson
  • Pretty Girls – Joe Jackson
  • The Goat – Burl Ives
  • The Name of My Sorrow – Mark Lindsay
  • What’s Your Game – M-D-L-T – Willis (Grizzly Scratch aborted)
  • Black Seeds Keep On Growing – The Main Ingredient
  • Cracked, Flipped and Scratched – I Don’t Wanna Say Goodnight – Gary Lewis And The Playboys
  • Face To Face – OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN and sir barry gibb
  • To Wait For You (Is To Waste Your Life Away) – Tony Orlando
  • Who Daid – George Cameron
  • Pretty Ballerina – The Left Banke
  • Walk Away Renee – The Left Banke
  • Grand Illusion – Sir Barry Gibb
  • (Open Up The Door) Let The Good Times In – Dean Martin
  • I Am The World – Robin Gibb
  • Dan Blocker Song – Gurf Morlix
  • July, You’re A Woman – Pat Boone
  • Skip A Rope – Patti Page (abridged rope)
  • Lonely Weekends – Larry Lee & The Leesures
  • You’re My Good Looking Boy – Patsy Ann Noble
  • July, July, July, July – Billy Paul
  • Long Ago And Far Away – James Taylor
  • Sitting By The Record Player – Glenn Dunno
  • I Love Candy – Marshmallow Soup Group
  • And I Love You So – Don McLean
  • Up Above My Toupée (I Hear Music in the Air) – Frankie Laine
  • July You’re A Woman – Robert Goulet
  • Queen of the Beach – Carole King
  • July – Cryin’ Shames
  • Pink Sugar Elephants – Vashti Bunyan
  • Twilight – ELO
  • Mind Games – Rory Borealus
  • Summer Sounds – Robert Goulet
  • Go Away Little Girl – Rory Borealus
  • Written Consent – Rory Radio and the Randy Smoot Memorial Society
  • Rory Radio Theme

2018-06-24

Summer 2018 is officially, astronomically underway.  Smoot Shoutout®.

  • Preshow – Worked A Miracle – Trashcan Sinatras / Machine – Anni Rossi
  • Rory Radio Theme
  • Marvin I Love You – Marvin The Paranoid Android (TotW™)
  • Marilyn Monroe No Return – Nosaka Akiyuki
  • Long Hot Summer – Joe Simon
  • Las Brisas – Ringo Starr
  • The Snake – Al Wilson
  • Grits Ain’t Groceries (All Around The World) – Little Milton
  • These Boots Are Made For Walkin’ – The New Christy Minstrels (The fact that this is not TotW™ is an indication of the Total Shite that is “Marvin I Love You.”)
  • Catch a Falling Star – Mrs. Miller
  • Prisoner Of Love – Russ Columbo (Aborted)
  • John the Elevator – Son! House
  • Who Daid – Lowrell Simon
  • Talking The Teenage Language – The Lost Generation
  • Rock Your Mama – Ten Years After
  • Black Betty – Rory Borealus
  • Can You Get To That – Funkadelic
  • Bye Bye Love – Mike Nesmith
  • Medicine Man (Part I) – Buchanan Brothers
  • (It’s No) Sin – Donald and The Four Knights
  • Death of Samantha – Yoko Ono
  • Mama Gets High – Blood, Sweat & Tears
  • Picture Postcard – Gary Lewis & the Playboys
  • Hang Fire – The Rolling Stones (Rory is a dick about it)
  • You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’ – The Pozo-Seco Singers
  • Cracked, Flipped and Scratched:  A Million Thoughts From My Mind – Warner Mack
  • Snow For Johnny – Burl Ives
  • I Don’t Know Why I Bother With Myself – Bee Gees
  • My Thing – The Bee Gees
  • If He’s Ever Near – Karla Bonoff
  • Take Me Girl, I’m Ready – Jr. Walker & the All Stars
  • The Chicken Song 2007 – Rory Borealus
  • The Chicken Song – Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians
  • Gaito 2007 – Rory Borealus
  • Egypt – Brinsley Schwarz
  • Atlantis (2006 Vocal Merge) – Rory Borealus
  • Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere – Neil Young With Crazy Horse
  • Do Not Disturb – Rory Borealus, Nick, Cheesus and Brother John
  • Busy Line – Herman’s Hermits
  • I Cry All The Time – The Hollyhawks (aborted)
  • Beatles, You Bug Me! – Bug Men (aborted)
  • KTQM Morning sign-on (1963)
  • Computer in Love – Perrey and Kingsley
  • Sweet Summertime – Miss Abrams And The Strawberry Point 4th Grade Class
  • Swamp Witch – Jim Stafford
  • Coke After Coke – The Who
  • Tired Of Being Alone – Tom Jones
  • Railroad Song – Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Love And Happiness – Earnest Jackson
  • No Second Time – Sam Cooke ‎
  • If I Don’t Get You (Back Again) – Gilbert O’Sullivan
  • Sunday Mornin’ – Bobbie Gentry And Glen Campbell ‎
  • Sincerely Yours, Good-Bye – Rory Borealus
  • Written Consent – Rory Radio – Where We Be Randy Smoot Smitten
  • Rory Radio Theme

2018-06-17

It’s like Father’s Day and International Garbage Man Day, or something.

  • Pre-Show:  Astronomy – Trashcan Sinatras
  • Rory Radio Theme
  • Butter Boy – Fanny
  • Son Of My Father – Chicory
  • Garbage Man – The Four Aces
  • Woman – The Zombies
  • Who Daid – Neil Jones
  • (If Paradise Is) Half As Nice – Amen Corner
  • Joy – Apollo 100
  • Goin’ Down Slow – Canned Heat
  • Who Daid – Matt ‘Guitar’ Murphy
  • Shot Gun Blues – The Blues Brothers
  • It’s You I Like – Mister Rogers
  • Cold Turkey – Plastic Ono Band
  • Love Will Find A Way – Sam Cooke
  • Daddy’s Tune – Jackson Browne
  • I Knew You When – Donny Osmond
  • Good Company – Gilbert O’Sullivan
  • (It’s No) Sin – Donald and Teddy Johnson
  • Little Boy Blue Your Daddy’s Gone – Yoko Ono
  • Garbage Man Blues – Milton Brown And His Musical Brownies
  • Queen of the House – Mrs. Miller
  • Strange Roads – The Action
  • Paradise – Roger Whittaker (TotW™)
  • If It Wasn’t For Your Father – Arthur Godfrey and The Chordettes
  • Who Daid – D.J. Fontana
  • Mystery Train – Scotty Moore
  • Mr. Dante Fontana (Fumo Di Londra) – Piero Piccioni
  • One Note Samba – Perrey & Kingsley
  • Conquistador – Procol Harum
  • Who Daid – Nick Knox
  • Chicken – The Cramps
  • I Got Loaded – Peppermint Harris With Maxwell Davis
  • Walk On Water – Neil Diamond
  • My Old Man’s A Dustman – Lonnie Donegan
  • Rock Me Gently – Part II – Andy Kim
  • Knock Three Times – Dawn
  • Girl – Affection Collection
  • Alan O (demo) – The Leatherwoods (Rory says he has never cared much for The Leatherwoods)
  • Ain’t Had My Coffee Yet – Alan Oliver
  • In the Summertime – Kingston Karachi
  • Muskrat Love – America
  • Falling Apart at the Seams – The Marmalade
  • Sugar Baby Love – Rubettes
  • Save Your Love – Barley Bree
  • The Green Grass Starts to Grow – Dionne Warwick
  • Drowning In The Sea Of Love – Joe Simon
  • Daddy’s Song – Harry Nilsson
  • Hector The Trash Collector – Frankie Davidson
  • The Earnest Of Being George – Bee Gees
  • Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days Of Summer – Nat King Cole
  • Twilight – ELO
  • It’s Hard To Say Goodbye – Claudine Longet
  • Written Consent – Rory Radio and all that Daddy’s of Garbage Men all over the World
  • Rory Radio Theme

2018-06-11

One of Jarvis’ biggest fans suffers a major malfunction and it’s smokin’ hot over at the Rory Radio West Studio.

  • Preshow – It’s Going To Lead Up To Something Bad – Säkert!
  • Rory Radio Theme
  • Blue Monday – Dave Edmunds
  • Oh Lord, Why Lord – Pop Tops (a staple is born)
  • Rain And Tears – Aphrodite’s Child
  • Tear It Up – Johnny Burnette
  • Air-Conditioned Man – Thursday’s Children
  • Monday, Monday – Jane Morgan (Sweet Jesus Scratch)
  • Tinseltown – Alan Oliver
  • Who Daid – Jerry Maren
  • Lollipop Guild
  • Pusher Man – Pete Shelley (TotW™)
  • Bidin’ My Time – Anne Murray
  • Monday to Sunday – Alan Dale
  • Carry My Mind – Bendy Dog
  • Who Daid – Teddy Johnson
  • If Only I Could Live My Life Again – Teddy Johnson & Pearl Carr
  • Forecast Calls For Pain – Robert Cray
  • Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out – Spencer Davis Group
  • Cracked, Flipped and Scratched – Gonna Back Up Baby – Gene Vincent And His Blue Caps
  • Jennie Lee – Jan & Arnie
  • Love (Rory Radio Edit) – Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
  • I Couldn’t Get High – The Fugs
  • Who Daid – Clarence Fountain
  • This May Be The Last Time – The Five Blind Boys Of Alabama
  • Let Us Make A Record – Sister Gertrude Morgan
  • First Thing Monday Mornin’ – Original Broadway Cast of Purlie (Sweet Jesus)
  • Funky Man (Live) – Kool & The Gang
  • Bake Dat Chicken Pie – Arthur Collins & Byron Harlan
  • Wiggy – Gil Scott-Heron
  • German Cornflakes Commercial
  • Tommy – Twinkle
  • Who Daid – John McElrath
  • Double Shot (Of My Baby’s Love) – The Swingin’ Medallions
  • Shirley – John Fred & His Playboy Band
  • Sky West And Crooked – Robin Gibb
  • Except For Monday – Lorrie Morgan
  • The People Tree – Sammy Davis, Jr. with The Mike Curb Congregation
  • Who Daid – Danny Kirwan
  • Sunny Side of Heaven – Fleetwood Mac
  • I’m an Albatraoz – AronChupa
  • Rainy Days And Mondays – Paul Williams ‎
  • It’s Hard To Say Goodbye – Claudine Longet
  • Written Consent – Rory Radio, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un
  • Rory Radio Theme