No show on 3-4-18 due to coma. This week, an eyes-closed 45 rpm pick from the Rory Radio Music Library, first of a series (possibly). Smoot Namedrop™.

Viva la Stereo!
- Pre-show – Make Believe – Nataly Dawn / Stetoskop – Säkert!
- Rory Radio Theme
- Funky Nassau – The Beginning Of The End
- There’s A Kind Of Hush – The Freakout Guitars
- This Is Where The Creature Goes – Boggy Creek OST
- Almost Grown – Chuck Berry
- Tono Loco – Bobby Correll (in glorious Discos Corona Stereo)
- Rockin’ Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu (Stereo) – Georgie Fame And The Blue Flames
- Cook With Honey (Sweet Jesus abridgement) – Judy Collins
- Cook Of The House – Linda McCartney
- It Happened Just That Way – Roger Miller
- No Milk Today – Graham Gouldman
- What Do I Do When I’m Alone? – Grover (aborted)
- Put Down the Duckie – Clifford Kevin Clash/Ernie/Hoots The Owl/Jim Henson/Sesame Street
- Try A Little Harder – Bobby Bloom
- Hancock Park (La Brea Tar Pits) – Joy
- It’s Easy To Remember – Jack Jones
- Big Cold Wind – Pat Boone
- Who Loves Ya Baby – Telly Savalas
- Indian Summer – Audience
- Jambalaya – The Peter King Singers
- (It’s No) Sin – Donald and Al Morgan
- She Hits Back – Plastic Ono Band/Something Different/Yoko Ono
- Mighty Clouds of Joy – B.J. Thomas
- Who Daid – Bill Burkette
- That’s The Tune – Vogues (TotW™)
- Break Up To Make Up – The Stylistics
- You’ve Got Your Troubles – Wayne Newton
- Good Morning Judge – 10cc
- Inbetweenies – Ian Dury and The Blockheads
- Old Time Religion – The Goldebriars
- Mr. Wailor’s Wailing Wall – Bee Gees
- Who Daid – Van McLain
- Shooting Star – Bad Company
- Emma – Gerry Beckley
- Sweet Surrender – Steve & Eydie
- Money’s Gettin’ Cheaper – Jimmy Witherspoon
- Thunder & Lightning – Gilbert O’Sullivan
- Thunder – Imagine Dragons (uh… ok, Rory.)
- Voodoo Woman – Simon Stokes
- Who Daid – Ronnie Prophet
- It’s Enough – Ronnie Prophet
- Mary Jane Is To Love – Sweet Smoke
- Are You Cookin’ Goose – Pipkins
- Maybe The People Would Be The Times Or Between Clark And Hilldale – Love
- Debut of the Weekly Scratchy-Skippy-Flippy Random 45 Grab: The Biggest Sin Of All – Connie Francis
- Treat My Baby Good – Bobby Darin
- La Ti-dly I-dly Um – Edward M. Favor with Orchestra
- The Straight Life – Al Hirt
- Who Daid – Jeff St. John
- Big Time Operator – ID feat. Jeff St. John
- Linden Arden Stole The Highlights – Van Morrison
- O.J. Simpson – Wesley Willis
- Marilyn Monroe No Return – Nosaka Akiyuki
- Song of the Islands – Tommy Edwards
- Just Like Yesterday – Bread
- Come And Go To That Land – Sam Cooke
- You, Baby – Ray Chafin
- Engine, Engine #9 – Roger Miller
- Written Consent – Victims of OJ Simpson and Randy Smoot
- Rory Radio Theme
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Rory tries a little Windy Cream on his Lemon Zud. Randy Smoot® name-drop.
- Pre-Show – King of My Heart – Taylor Swift
- Rory Radio Theme
- Tennessee – Jan And Dean
- Three O’Clock Thrill – Kalin Twins
- Windy Cream – Chubby Checker
- Uh! Oh! Part 1 – The Nutty Squirrels
- Jesus – Cat Stevens
- Damned for All Time / Blood Money – Brian Keith, Choir, Murray Head & Victor Brox
- Kyrie Eleison Mardi Gras – The Electric Prunes
- Got Down – Jim Stafford
- Humpty Dumpty – Georgie Fame
- Who Daid – Barbara Alston
- Then He Kissed Me – The Crystals
- Screw – The Crystals
- Shirl Girl – Wayne Newton
- Someday We’ll Be Together – Bobby Darin
- Red Rubber Ball – The Seekers
- Coming And Going – The Ray Brown Orchestra
- Sock It To Me, Baby – Bill Minkin As Senator Bobby
- Ma – Temptations
- (It’s No) Sin – Donald and Gogi Grant
- Sisters O Sisters – Yoko Ono
- Light My Fire – The Templeton Twins With Teddy Turner’s Bunsen Burners
- Get Ready – The Gainsborough Gallery
- Stop, Look, Listen (To Your Heart) – The Stylistics
- Happy 75th Birthday Mr. George
- You Like Me Too Much – The Beatles
- It Is “He” (Jai Sri Krishna) – George Harrison
- Woman Don’t Cry For Me – George Harrison
- Save Your Kisses – Tommy Roe
- Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling – Sonny & Cher
- Pena – Captain Beefheart
- Bulbous Bouffant – The Vestibules
- Long Tall Sally (The Thing) (Take1) – Little Richard
- Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door – Eric Claptner (TotW™)
- Grandma’s Hands – The Staple Singers
- Good To Me – Roy Ayres (Sweet Jesus scratch abort)
- Tut Tut Tut Tut – Gillian Hills
- Mon Amour, Mon Ami – Marie Laforêt
- Une Petite Larme M’A Trahi (A Little Bitty Tear) – The Claude Francois
- A Little Bit Of Soap – The Jarmels
- Just Walking In The Rain – Jim Reeves
- He’s Back – Sue Thompson
- Get Rid Of Your Guns – The Commonfolk
- You’ve Got The Love To Make Me Over – Just Brothers
- Big City Miss Ruth Ann – Heroes Of Cranberry Farm
- February Sunshine – (The) Rose Garden
- Girl Talk – Bossa Rio
- Mr Giant Man – James Last
- Man Of Mystery – Diane Renay
- Don’t Live In The Past – The Affection Collection
- Let’s Live For Today – Grass Roots
- Who’s Knocking At My Door – The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
- I Can See Clearly Now – Gladys Knight & The Pips
- Early Morning Sunshine – Marty Robbins
- Don’t Let The Music Slip Away – Archie Bell & The Drells
- Ciao Baby – Lynne Randell
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and makers of Lemon Scented Zud
- Rory Radio Theme
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I’d hit that.
Celebrating Black History Month in a tasteful, respectful and politically-correct manner. Well, maybe not. Also, Yoko’s 85th.
- Preshow – Steal Away – Johnnie Taylor / Friday Night – Johnnie Taylor
- Rory Radio Theme
- Theme from the Black Hole – Parliament
- Who Has Seen The Wind – Yoko Ono
- Dan Blocker Song – Gurf Morlix
- Who Daid – Frankie Burke
- All That I Really Want – The Tempos (Wrong Tempos)
- See You In September – The Tempos
- There She Goes Again – Marshall Crenshaw
- High ‘N’ Dry – Black Oak Arkansas (TotW™, absolute shite)
- It’s A Drag I’m A Drag – Ashton, Gardner, Dyke And Co.
- Oh Mommy – Brewer & Shipley
- The President Song – Jill Corey
- Nightshift – Commodores
- The Blacks – John Barfield, with The Truth Ensemble
- Yes Master – Don Carson & The Casual
- Montage (From How Sweet It Is) – Jefferson
- Lady Fits Her Blue Jeans – Jimmy Webb
- (It’s No) Sin – Jim and Donald Reeves
- O’Wind (Body Is the Scar of My 85-year-old Ass) – Yoko Ono
- Mystery Train – Eblis Pessley
- Happy Birthday – Georgio
- Blacky – Sacha Distel
- I Shot Mr. Lee – The Bobbettes
- Who Daid – Tom Rapp
- Footnote – Pearls Before Swine
- Blackenized – Hank Ballard
- Take Me Out To The Ball Game (Sweet Jesus Abort) – Roy Ayres
- He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) – Jody Miller
- Hook And Sling (Part 1) – Eddie Bo
- Who Daid – Bonnie Kreuter
- Bonnie – The Avons
- Ventures Hawaii Five-O ad
- Hawaii Five-O – Mort Stevens And His Orchestra
- Somebody Groovy – The Mamas & The Papas
- Night Owl – James Taylor And The Original Flying Machine
- If Only – Yoko Ono
- Snow Blind Friend – Steppenwolf
- Reaching Out – Bee Gees
- Loathing You – Tragedy (feat. The Lord Gibbeth)
- Dead Presidents – Little Walter
- Black Woman – Don Covay
- My Old Flame – Jo Stafford & Art Van Damme Quintet
- Who Daid – Vic Damone
- Something’s Comin’ – Vic Damone
- Something About You – Boston (Aborted per Matt Nepher)
- Coolest Little Monster – John Zacherle
- Black Lassie – Cheech and Chong
- Boyee Yoing – The Mar-Vellos
- One Cup Of Happiness (And One Peace Of Mind) – Dean Martin
- I’m Losing You – John Lennon
- Message From A Black Man – The Spinners
- Crazy Arms – Ray Price
- Mildred, Mildred – Yoko Ono
- Six O’Clock News Report – Bar-Kays
- Lord Bless All – Robin Gibb
- It’s Hard To Say Goodbye – Claudine Longet
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and the Beautiful and Talented Birthday Girl, Yoko Ono
- Rory Radio Theme
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Demonstrate it, Liz!
Too many Temptations (yield not), and Buddy Holly wins the coveted Terd Of The Week™ trophy. Randy Smoot® namedrop alert.
Preshow: Fuzzy – Poppy
Rory Radio Theme
Dance Hall Days – Wang Chung
So Sad – Alvin Lee & Mylon LeFevre (uncalled-for insults from the Shat Room)
Who Daid – Dennis Edwards
Psychedelic Shack – Temptations
I Can’t Get Next To You – The Temptations
All In My Mind – Maxine Brown
Do You Care – Little Richard (a: No)
Abraham, Martin and John – Ray Conniff
Abraham, Marvin and John – Rory Borealus and the Filets of Soul
California Prison Blues – Loudon Wainwright III
Sh-Boom – The Chords
Who Daid – Mickey Jones
Tell It All, Brother – Kenny Rogers And The First Edition
Just Dropped In – First Edition
Ten Pin Bowling – Bryan Davies
Spiral Staircase – Supersister
Rice Is Nice – The Lemon Pipers
It’s No Sin – Donald Skip Gustav Mix
Sky People – Yoko Ono
Rock On – Trini Lopez
Ball Of Confusion – The Temptations
Hum Along And Dance – The Temptations
Long Tall Glasses – Rory Borealus
Frownland – Captain Beefheart
Who Daid – Craig MacGregor
Just Want To Make Love To You – Foghat
Valentine Day – Paul McCartney
Ashes To Ashes – Mindbenders
Lou’s Got The Flu – Roger Miller
Fever – Roy Ayers (Sweet Jesus Abort)
Higher And Higher – The Moody Blues
Communication – David McCallum
Hocus Pocus – Focus
Christine – Morris Albert
Justine – Archies
Justine – The Righteous Brothers
Get On The Good Foot (Part I) – James Brown
Hikky-Burr – Bill Cosby & Quincy Jones
Savoy Truffle – The Beatles
Shadrack – The Ames Brothers
Te Quiero Dijiste – Nat King Cole
She’s Lost Control – Joy Division
A Dollar’s Worth Of Pennies – Tommy Roe
Come Prima (Tommy Roe) – Domenico Modugno
This Is Where I Came In – Millie Jackson (spousal abuse shotgun abort)
Something Is Happening – Herman’s Hermits
I Can Make It With You – The Pozo-Seco Singers
How Great Thou Art – Earl Grant
Sister Sookey Comes Home – The Limelighters
If You Were The Only Girl – Dean Martin
So Nice – Sergio Mendes & Brasil ’65
A Girl Named Liz – Merle Kilgore
You’ve Let Yourself Go – Charles Aznavour
Ain’t Got No Home – Buddy Holly And The Three Tunes (TotW™)
Monday’s Rain – Bee Gees
Things Can’t Be So Bad – The First Edition
Ciao Baby – Lynne Randell
Written Consent – Randy Smoot and the 1st Edition
Rory Radio Theme
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It’s Denise LaSalle vs. Bridget the Midget– who is the REAL Queen Of The Blues?

Save Yourself
- Pre Show – Pop Music – Poppy
- Rory Radio Theme
- Here Comes The Night – Bowie
- Sack of Snow – KRUZ
- Georgia Took Her Back – R.B. Greaves
- Be a Clown – Mr. Singing Ringmaster
- Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow – Ed Ames
- Put A Little Bit On Me – Dr. Hook
- Get Together – Carpenters
- Icebag – Canned Heat
- (If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don’t Want To Be White – Tom Jones
- Janice – Pete Sansone
- Brenda – Glen Campbell
pHoebe Snow – Frank Ifield
- Coke Is It #1 – Phoebe Snow
- Glory Glory (Shut Up Al Green Edit) – Al Green
- Jungle Boogie – Kool & The Gang
- Everybody Monkey – Freddy Cannon
- Monkey Spanner – Dave & Ansel Collins
- Jingle Jangle Jungle – Bobby Darin
- Little Red Monkey – Mel Blanc
- It’s No Sin – The Deep Donald Marsh Boys
- Don’t Worry Kyoko (Mummy’s Only Looking For Her Hand In Phoebe Snow) – Yoko Ono
- I Am the Nigger of the World – Rory Borealus and the Filets of Soul
- Barabajagal (Love Is Hot) – Donovan
- Scotch Tape – Lana Johnidas with the Swinging Strings
- Ballad Of Billie Joe – Tom Jones
- Big Ball In Town – The Kingston Trio
- Hoggy Doggy City – Caterina Valente & Silvio Francesco
- Three Little Pigs – Lloyd Price
- Who Daid – Danny Woods
- Two Can Be As Lonely As One – Danny Woods
- I’ve Had It – Alex Chilton
- Laat De Liefde – Nicole & Hugo
- How Can I Unlove You – Lynn Anderson
- Snow Queen – Gasolin’ (aborted)
- Snowball – American Machine
- Sugar Baby Love – The Rubettes
- You’re Breaking My Heart – Harry Nilsson
- Just Friends – Billy C. Wirtz
- Mama Says – Beach Boys
- I’m a Greedy Man – Part 1 – James Brown
- Without A Doubt – Rocky Jackson
- Who Daid – Denise LaSalle
- Man Sized Job – Denise LaSalle
- Long Dong Silver – Denise LaSalle
- Bridget The Midget (The Queen Of The Blues) – Ray Stevens
- The River Is Wide – Grass Roots
- I Can’t Let You Go – Bee Gees (Rory no likee Mr. Natural)
- Mr. Dante Fontana (Instrumental) – Piero Piccioni
- I Could Be Happy – The Dovers
- The Frim-Frim Sauce – The Crew Cuts (Michelle Pfeiffer on the side)
- Charo – Los Yorks
- Sorrow – Bowie
- Who Daid – Tom Netherton
- Fly Me To The Moon – Myron Floren and Tom Netherton
- Please Don’t Bury Me – John Prine
- Baby, It’s Cold Outside – Homer & Jethro
- Take Your Dead Ass Home – Funkadelic
- Goodbye, Good Luck, I’m Gone! – Howard Roberts (Aborted)
- It’s Hard To Say Goodbye – Claudine Longet
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and Chocolate Milk Day (banks are closed)
- Rory Radio Theme
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