Cleaning carpets at Roseland. Ask for three pillows at the front desk and get a hefty hunk of processed meat.

Be REAL black for me
- Preshow: Miss September – Bulldogs All Star Goodtime Band
- Opening Theme
- Hello Young Lover – Lesley Gore
- Resurrection Shuffle – Ashton, Dyke & Gardner
- It’s Brak History Month!
- Brak – El Brakiachi
- Going Mobile – The Who
- Groovin’ On The Sunshine/Sesame Street – The Tokens
- Mrs. Brown You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter – Mr. Miller
- Rappin’ Duke – Greg Brown (TotW, thanks kansasfishes)
- The Got Dang Song – Curtis Mayfield
- Beeflog – Brak & Zorak
- The Unpleasant Story Of Two Hotel Guests and Three Pillows
- Funky Party – Clarence Reid
- Who Daid – Kenny Hodges
- Sunday Will Never Be The Same – Spanky & Our Gang
- Big Man – Al Hirt
- Bake Dat Chicken Pie – Arthur Collins & Byron G. Harlan (N-Word Alert!)
- Jimmy’s Got A Little Bit Of Bitch In Him – Funkadelic
- Lonely Wine – The Ames Brothers
- I Fall In Love Too Easily – Chet Baker
- Welcome To My Mind – Duggie Ward
- The Plumber’s Tune – Murry Wilson
- (It’s No) Sin – Donald Marsh
- Will I – Yoko Ono
- La Balada De John Y Yoko – Los Rockin Devils
- Lotta Lovin’ – Rory Borealus
- Mitch Ryder killed a drunk
- Jenny Take A Ride – Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels
- Brak Can’t Stop Laughing – Brak
- Angie called and Rory never called her back but her voicemail message has been immortalized
- Play Me – Neil Diamond
- Wonder – Miss Abrams & The Strawberry Point 4th Grade Class
- Mardi Gras In New Orleans – Dirty Dozen Brass Band
- In The Kitchen – The Normal Majority
- The Banana Man – Lenny Gaines
- Who Daid – Reg Presley
- You Can Cry If You Want To – The Troggs
- Who Daid – Ethel Darline McCrea
- Later Later – The Cookies
- I Held A Party – Bee Gees
- Things I Like – Brak
- Wiggy – Gil Scott-Heron
- (Everything is) Love and Sunshine – Heaven Bound With Tony Scotti
- Ring Ring – National Folk
- Be Real Black For Me – Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway
- If I Promise – Tom Jones
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and Arthur Ashe (for Ashe Wednesday)
- Closing Theme
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Quarantine in the Shat Room, nasty coughs going around.

That was 1927 – 2013
- Preshow: Always And Forever – Heatwave
- Opening Theme
- Spirit Of Doo Do – Roy Ayres
- Kings Of The Party – Brownsville Station
- Who Daid – Patti Page
- Steam Heat – Patti Page
- Spontaneous – Neil Innes
- She Left Me With The Herpes – Tiny Tim
- Movin’ On Up – Sammy Davis, Jr.
- It’s My Nose’s Birthday – Jimmy Durante
- Rapture – Blondie
- 7 Nights To Rock – Nick Lowe
- Who Daid – Howard Crenshaw
- Someday, Someway – Marshall Crenshaw
- Homelite Chainsaw Massacre
- Take Suki Home – Hurricane Smith
- Brak suggests you keep your pants on
- By Request, Edwin Garvey – Manfred Mann
- I Like It Both Ways – Supernaut
- I’m Super – South Park
- The Joy Of Living – Cliff Richard
- Vehicle – The Links
- (It’s No) Sin – Donald Marsh
- Watching The Rain – Yoko Ono
- Flu Ride – Bob Rivers
- Screw You – Starbuck
- Ballad Of John And Yoko – Mike Melvoin
- Pay As I Go – Thur Ravenscroft
- Makin’ Out – Pomplamoose
- Whatcha Gonna Do – Pablo Cruise
- Radio Promo Richie Havens – Willard Scott feels a giant hole
- Doo-Bee-Doo-Bee-Doo – Giorgio Moroder
- Zorak, Brak, Space Ghost – Rock All Night And Day
- As Long As I’m Singing’ – Bobby Darin
- She’s A Lady – Paul Anka
- Rory Borealus, Cough Drop Addict
- I Am Woman – Isadore Fertel
- Soul Bones – The Trammps
- Unprotected sox on Birchwood drive
- Rock-A-Hula Baby – Nick Mink (seriously NSFW)
- Cuckoo Clock – Rachel Sweet
- The Ten Commandments Of Beautiful Hair – The Moonglows
- I Just Want To Make Love To You – The Norman Luboff Choir
- O them Muscle Relaxtors!
- Stoned Cowboy – Fantasy
- I’m Nature’s Mosquito – Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and That Was Patti Page
- Closing Theme
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Sad farewells. Two hours only. Scatman N-Word warning.

1942-2016
- Preshow – Al Caiola – Guitar Woman
- Rory Radio Theme
- L.U.V. (Let Us Vote) – Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart
- Everybody’s Out Of Town – Rex Harrison
- Baby Driver – Simon & Garfunkel
- One Bad Apple – Osmonds
- Shiddle-ee-dee – Clint Holmes
- You Can Count On Me – Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Who Daid – Leon Russell
- Icicle Star Tree – Asylum Choir
- Everybody Loves A Clown – Gary Lewis & the Playboys
- Superstar – Carpenters
- Soul Serenade – Lou Rawls
- Ice Cream Man – Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
- N!gg3r Man – Scatman Crothers
- What A Beautiful Creature You Are – Donovan & Lulu
- Humpty Dumpty – Tommy Quickly & The Remo Four
- Wino Junko – Wings
- The World I Used To Know – Glen Campbell
- Jailhouse Rock – Kyu Sakamoto
- It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh and Tab Smith
- The King of the Zoo – Yoko Ono
- Laundromat – Rory Gallagher
- Food Stamps Y’All – Ohio Players
- Juanita – Carlisle Brothers
- Roll In My Sweet Baby’s Arms – Hank Wilson
- Green Acres – Flatt & Scruggs with June Carter
- Who Daid – Jimmy Young
- Is It Any Wonder – Jimmy Young
- Smoochin’ In The Sewer With Louie – The Empalas
- Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat – Paul Evans & The Curls
- Razzamatazz – John Travolta (TotW)
- Hot Cakes And Sausages – Ernie Kovacs
- Tight Rope – Leon Russell
- This Masquerade – George Benson
- Who Daid – Leonard Cohen
- Two Leonard Cohen Poems – Jim Price & Irwin Chusid (on drums)
- A Song For You – Leon Russell
- Goodbye Song – Pomplamoose
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and Blizzard Bashers (see ya next year!)
- Rory Radio Theme
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Rory’s sewer line has collapsed and Roseland can’t flush.
- Preshow: Sailing – Rod Stewart
- Opening Theme
- Soul Makossa – Manu Dibango
- Funky President (People It’s Bad) – James Brown
- Harry Truman – Chicago
- $287 Water bill for 63,000 gallons of water (in three weeks)
- And I Love Her – George Martin
- Where the Honey Wind Blows – Pete Fountain
- Plaza View Apartments is on fire causing LaShawnda to move to the Ramada
- Kiss of Fire – Louis Armstrong
- Judy Mae – Boomer Castleman
- Who Daid – Sam Pace
- Get On Up – The Esquires
- Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance) – Rory Borealus
- Hips and Abdomen – Cathi Stout
- Rolene – Moon Martin
- Hey You – Bachman-Turner Overdrive
- Who Daid – Pauline Phillips (Dear Abby)
- Dear Abby – John Prine
- Chili Dog – James Taylor
- Don’t Flush in the Shat Room, the water is turned off
- ? – Mike Post
- Pain Set To Music – Phil Cammarata
- (It’s No) Sin – Donald Marsh
- My Man – Yoko Ono
- Living the Dream with Percocet and Vicodin
- Rub It In – Layng Martine, Jr.
- Shining Star – Earth Wind & Fire
- Who Daid x 3- Stan Musial, Milt Bolling & Earl Weaver
- Swingin’ Stan the Man – Marty Bronson
- I Did What I Could With My Gas Mask – George Formby
- I Will – Dean Martin
- Every Day I Have To Cry Some – Arthur Alexander
- Dirty Lady – Terry Knight & the Pack
- Who Daid – Bobby Engemann
- Love – Lettermen
- Woolco is going out of business!
- Crabs in My Pants – Dillinger
- James Earl Jones and James Earl Ray
- Dueling Tubas – Martin Mull
- Let’s Do It Again – Staple Singers
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T – Rory Borealus & the Filets of Soul
- Quentin’s Theme – Charles Randolph Greane Sounde
- Sunday – Sylvia
- S.O.S – Abba
- Goin’ Away – The Fireballs
- Written Consent – MLK, Atta Boy, Luther!
- Closing Theme
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Three hours. Memories of the first time with Jade. Rory makes it clear on this pre-election Sunday: if erected he will not serve.

Oh-Kay. 1922-2016
- Preshow – You’re My Everything – The Temptations
- Rory Radio Theme
- I Ain’t Drunk – Albert Collins
- Welcome To My Mind – Duggie Ward
- Next Plane To London – Kenny O’Dell
- Change Is Gonna Come – Three Dog Night
- Mercy – Ohio Express
- Jailbait – Gasolin’
- Ö La Palöma – Ö La Palöma Boys
- Da Da Da Da – Frank Zander
- When You Fix Italian Food
- Cheese And Onions – Rutles
- Big Boy – Sparks
- The Witch – The Rattles
- Apeman – Kinks
- Potato Chips – Slim Gaillard & His Baker’s Dozen
- Good Times – Edie Brickell
- Please Mr. President – Dick “Two Ton” Baker
- It’s No Sin – Donald Marsh and The Fabulous Four
- Angela – Yoko Ono
- X-Ray Vision – Moon Martin
- The Arrest – OST
- Please Mr. President – Guitar Shorty
- Little Green Bag – Tom Jones And Barenaked Ladies
- Tomorrow Night – Tom Jones
- Who Daid – Jean-Jacques Perrey
- Barnyard in Orbit – Perrey and Kingsley
- Computer in Love – Perrey and Kingsley
- One Note Samba – Perrey & Kingsley
- Baroque Hoedown – Jean-Jacques Perrey
- Compared To What – Les McCann with Eddie Harris
- Hot Dog – Young Jessie
- Hot Dog – Buck Owens
- Hot Dog Buddy Buddy – Bill Haley
- Sister Mary Elephant – Cheech & Chong
- Fortunate Son – Creedence Clearwater Revival
- Video Killed the Radio Star – The Presidents of the United States
- Hutchinson Jail – Nancy Sinatra (TotW)
- Les Bicyclettes De Belsize – Engelbert Humperdinck
- Fat Albert And The Cosby Kids
- Black Woman – Jim Ingram
- Time – Bobby Sherman
- Who Daid – Kay Starr
- St. Louis Blues – Kay Starr And The All Stars
- Noah! – Kay Starr
- (Everybody’s Waiting’ For) The Man With The Bag – Kay Starr
- Monkey Tamarind – The Beginning Of The End
- Christiaan No – Glen Campbell
- The Straight Life – Glen Campbell
- The Chokin’ Kind – Joe Simon
- Love Is All We Need – Tommy Edwards
- Michael J. Pollard For President – Jim Lowe
- Stoned Age Man – Joseph
- Tragedy – Brian Hyland
- Neil Down to the Wire – Neil Young
- Bottle Up and Go – Canned Heat & John Lee Hooker
- Goodbye Song – Pomplamoose
- Written Consent – Rory Radio and the Wichita Assholes
- Rory Radio Theme
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